The Results of my Exhaustive* Research

The last three weeks driving through Sebastopol has mysteriously lead me into this Google query: "Asshole in a...", filling in the blank with a specific automotive brand (not specific model). The results are more or less unsurprising, though i suspect if you were to substitute, say, Ford with F-150, or Cadillac with Escalade, or Porsche with 911, the returns might be higher. Also "asshole" may be i tad gender specific when it comes to poor drivers, however it fits the bill. And lo, I present to you the non-scientific results:

No results found for "asshole in a Citroen".
No results found for "asshole in a Daewoo".
No results found for "asshole in a Lamborghini".
No results found for "asshole in a Lancia".
No results found for "asshole in a Peugeot".
No results found for "asshole in a Plymouth".
No results found for "asshole in a Renault".
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "asshole in an Alfa Romeo". (0.42 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "asshole in a Fiat". (0.39 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "asshole in a Lotus". (0.29 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of about 0 for "asshole in a Mercury". (0.44 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "asshole in a Mitsubishi". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "asshole in an Opel". (0.33 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "asshole in a Rolls". (0.35 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Datsun". (0.19 second)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Mazda". (0.36 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Mini Cooper". (0.33 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Saab". (0.40 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Subaru". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Volkswagen". (0.33 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in an Infiniti". (0.47 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in an Isuzu". (0.38 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in an Oldsmobile". (0.32 seconds)
Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "asshole in a Nissan". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 4 of 4 for "asshole in a Bentley". (0.34 seconds)
Results 1 - 4 of 4 for "asshole in a Hyundai". (0.41 seconds)
Results 1 - 4 of 4 for "asshole in a Saturn". (0.28 seconds)
Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "asshole in a GMC". (0.44 seconds)
Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "asshole in a Lincoln". (0.39 seconds)
Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "asshole in a Buick". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "asshole in a Chrysler". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "asshole in a Ferrari". (0.34 seconds)
Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "asshole in a Jaguar". (0.39 seconds)
Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "asshole in a Chevy". (0.39 seconds)
Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "asshole in a Ford". (0.57 seconds)
Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "asshole in a Maserati". (0.40 seconds)
Results 1 - 8 of 8 for "asshole in a Kia". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 8 of 8 for "asshole in a Pontiac". (0.52 seconds)
Results 1 - 8 of 8 for "asshole in a Volvo". (0.37 seconds)
Results 1 - 9 of 9 for "asshole in a Toyota". (0.43 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "asshole in a Land Rover". (0.30 seconds) + Results 1 - 8 of 8 for "asshole in a Range Rover". (0.27 seconds) = 10
Results 1 - 10 of about 53 for "asshole in an Acura". (0.53 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 92 for "asshole in an Audi". (0.29 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 102 for "asshole in a Cadillac". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 133 for "asshole in a Honda". (0.41 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 157 for "asshole in a Dodge". (0.34 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 180 for "asshole in a Mercedes". (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 263 for "asshole in a Porsche". (0.34 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 348 for "asshole in a Lexus". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 434 for "asshole in a Jeep". (0.21 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 605 for "asshole in a Hummer". (0.36 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 909 for "asshole in a BMW". (0.37 seconds)

And in case you are wondering, I drive a 1998 Toyota RAV4.

* exhaustive meaning not enough coffee has been consumed this morning.